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Masters Thesis: Separation of Data
I have no enemies
Today, I woke up at 6:09 am. I had ambitiously set my alarm for 6:00 am but snoozed it because I had an amazing dream. But I was not able to continue the dream after trying…
King Cake
A king wants to hold a festival, for which he is inviting 1000 guests. As a tradition, each guest will bring the king one mini cake. However, news reaches the king that one…
Dot Placement
You place three dots along the edges of an octagon at random. What is the probability that all three dots lie on distinct edges of the octagon?
ASN Kidney Week
Presented at my first conference! Had a poster presentation and two talks.
Noise in SGD
Undergraduate Thesis: Nonparametric high-dimensional measure of dependence using checkerboard copulas
Implementing an SIR Model on Various Network Topologies
Introduction
The first time I heard about Difference in Differences was in the PhD level longitudinal analysis class at Harvard with Dr. Tom Chen.
Simulation of emergency room wait times: a comparison of Weibull shape and scale estimators
25 year old man yells about X, Writing, AI
When these LLMs started popping out around 2021-2022, just right when I was a senior at Amherst, I was not a fan of them. I wanted to learn and struggle on my own and not…
Problem: Even Before Odd
Suppose you roll a fair 6-sided die until you’ve seen all 6 faces. What is the probability you won’t see an odd numbered face until you have seen all even numbered faces?
Family Conflict and Suicidal Ideation Amongst Asian Americans
Joint Modeling of Longitudinal and Survival Data
Sweaty Hands
I can’t pinpoint the start of my hyperhidrosis but I do distinctly remember this one memory that lingers in the back of my brain. I was 6 or 7 years old and I had just…
Learning C++
Back in undergrad, I dabbled in Java and Python for my intro CS and data structures classes. Then, I switched to statistics where I mostly programmed in R and SQL. A lot of…
League of Legends: Multivariate Data Analysis of Professional Games
Review of Gaussian Copula Paper
What Determines the Number of Children?
My Experience with Unitarianism
I had never heard of a “Unitarian Universalist” until my friend told me all about it on the first day of this class as we were sharing our religious backgrounds. And through…
Cards Reordering
The standard procedure for shuffling a deck of cards is to take the pack face downwards in the left hand and then transfer each card one by one to the right hand, putting…
Writings from Fast Fiction, Flare Politics, Flash Philosophy
COVID-19, an infectious disease that has infected over half a million people worldwide and have killed more than 30,000 as of March 28, 2020, has stopped the world in its…
Severity of COVID-19 Symptoms and Anxiety and Depression
Las Vegas Health Inspections and Yelp Reviews Dashboard
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Writings from HIST348: History of Asian American Women: Migration and Labor
My closest friends’ parents are Vietnamese refugees. Sometimes when I went to their house, I would hear about their lived experiences and what it was like to migrate to a…
Asian American Voting Project
Regularization Methods
This one got an honorable mention!
Doorcode
We broke up a few months ago.
My door code was your birthday.
I kept it as yours, I don’t know why
But I recently changed it
But my fingers still reach for you
So it always…
Oct 1, 2026
Kenny Chen
Youth
When I was younger, I thought youth was for the youth
But now, I’m 26 and I’m in Greece with my relatives
And I’m on a yacht cruisin’ around Santorini
And my 50 year old…
Sep 4, 2026
Kenny Chen
Decaf
The McDonalds decaf cup is yellow
I don’t trust it
What if they forgot
What if they mixed it
It’s okay, the decaf tab on the lid is pressed down
Surely there’s no way
Sep 4, 2026
Kenny Chen
Any and All
I was writing an email today.
I had written the phrase
“any and all”
Gmail suggested to replace it with just
“all” for conciseness.
Jul 15, 2026
Kenny Chen
Birthdays
In second grade, I had to report on my family tree.
So I asked my dad when his birthday was and he
replied, “everyday I get to eat is my birthday.”
Back then I was…
Jul 14, 2026
Kenny Chen
Restroom
At my work, there are four stalls.
I usually go to the second from the left.
Been that way for two years and some change.
Sometimes someone’s in the stall or the stall next…
Jul 2, 2026
Kenny Chen
Predicting NCAA Men’s Volleyball In-game Win Probability
I was watching the VNL recently and I would see this in-game graph pop up every once in a while from 1XBET about current probabilities of winning.
Jun 18, 2026
Kenny Chen
Stories on Social Media
Today I received a Partiful invite to a party this weekend and I was looking through the RSVP list and clicking on people I knew. One person I clicked on shared their…
Jun 3, 2026
Kenny Chen
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